WASHINGTON, DC

White House physicians are getting really concerned after President Joe Biden has started to complain that all the rich and spicy food he was eating was starting to taste “as bland as Mennonite food.”

“As soon as he compared his chile relleno to cottage cheese perogies we knew there was an issue,” said White House Doctor Timmy Trajchtmoaka. “I held a bowl of chicken tikka masala in front of his face and he said it smelled faintly of day old funeral raisin buns.”

Physicians are working around the clock to get the President’s smell and taste back to normal, but the origin of this problem is still a mystery.

“Plus, I’m not really sure where he first was exposed to Mennonite food anyway,” said Trajchtmoaka. “Maybe a campaign stop in Goessel, Kansas?”

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