MIAMI, FL — In a move designed to unite the Republican party and their camps of supporters who may still have hard feelings toward each other in the wake of a contentious primary, former President Donald Trump announced that he had made amends with a bitter rival.

"It's time for us to put aside our differences and unite with Ronnie DePoopypants," Trump said in a statement given to reporters outside a New York courthouse. "He has done a wonderful job as an overrated 3rd-rate governor of the state of Florida — a job he got because of my endorsement, by the way — and even though he lost to me horribly in the primary just like everyone else, I am proud to accept his humble support in my race for the White House. It's not about where we disagree, it's about where we DO agree, and about the fac

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