LA CRETE, AB

The local Knipsers and Knibblers Union 606 of La Crete is petitioning the Province of Alberta to have Mennonite folk chiropractors (known colloquially as “ “) classified as “doctors.”

“Oba, those medical doctors with their actual science and learnin’ and such,” said local right-maker and bone-setter Frank ‘Feather Fingers’ Fehr. “Who are they to have a monopoly on the word ‘doctor’? I think anyone with a steady forefinger and a century’s old home remedy made from prune juice has just as much right to the word ‘doctor’ as doctors do.”

The are under the impression that if they go around calling themselves doctors, people will take their medical advice seriously.

“There’s a lot more to health than what they teach you in those books and schoolin’ and all that,” said Fehr. “The

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