U.S. — According to sources, American liberals across the country were struggling to remember what they were so mad about last week.

Liberals expressed doubt and confusion this week, admitting that they knew they were mad about something the previous week but just couldn't for the life of them figure out what it was. "Honestly, we're just mad all the time," confirmed Dana Beasley of California. "It could have been about anything."

"Was it taxes? Maybe it was taxes. I mean, not getting taxed enough, obviously," said Chris Mathis, a lifelong Democrat. "I know I was really mad about something."

Earlier this week was Election Day, which has caused some liberals to think that it might have had something to do with it. "I always get fired up for elections, but if I'm being honest, things have

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