HOUSTON, TX

Hardcore Osteen-devotees have taken to Instagram to share a tried-and-true solution to make sure they don’t miss even a second of the service at Lakewood Church. Their solution? Adult diapers.

“I may get a rash, but it’s worth it not to miss any words of wisdom from Pastor Joel,” said 27-year-old Osteen superfan Brittney Falk. “It took me six months and $3000 to get tickets to this service, and I’m not going to let that got to waste because of a little diarrhea.”

The Osteen diaper trend has become so popular that resourceful young entrepreneurs are even selling Osteen-branded undergarments in the church parking lot.

“Going in to hear Osteen? Give yourself a bit of extra protection!” shouted diaper-vendor Tim Schulz. “Get your diapers right here. Get them while they’re hot!”

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