We ask you: Which other people should have their taxes put up?

THE country needs revenue and tax rises are forecast in the coming budget. Who, discounting you obviously, should be targeted?

Olly O’Connor, anarchist: “I’m all about taxing the rich into absolute oblivion and building world-class public services from their bleached bones. How do you like that, daddy?”

Donna Sheridan, pastry chef: “God, if only there were some way to tax the thousands of illegal vape shops owned by swiftly-liquidated shell companies with fake company directors. But that’s beyond the power of any government.”

Helen Archer, recruitment consultant: “Tax E-bikes, SUVs, Zoom calls on trains, leylandii, bad tapas, K-Pop Demon Hunters, Crocs with socks, and Sean Bean. Yes, that is just a list of things that annoy me.”

Grace Wood-Morris, civil servant: “I firmly believe