U.S. - After the heart-wrenchingly tragic and evil events Saturday in which a deranged anti-Semite opened fire in a busy synagogue during Shabbat services, murdering 11 and injuring more, multiple sources confirmed that citizens of the United States of America almost had a brief moment of solidarity and goodwill.

"Y'know, we got pretty close. We had a few seconds there where we very nearly got along and concerned ourselves with the benefit of our neighbors," one source said Monday. "You could tell a few people were considering it."

Describing a vague memory she has of Americans setting their differences aside in the past to love and encourage one another after walking through a national tragedy together, another source confirmed that "yeah, we almost stopped hating each other, like just

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