LOUISVILLE, KY — Shocking, previously unreleased footage reveals that star golfer Scottie Scheffler did, in fact, fail to give the police officer whom he injured a kiss to make his owie boo-boo go away.
The video shows Scheffler callously declining to give police detective Giles a kiss even though the officer had a really hurtie ouchie. According to an internal police memo, the world no. 1 ranked golfer "ruined Detective Gillis' uniform pants with his car and even gave him two big boo-boos before cold-heartedly refusing to give the detective a kiss to help treat the pain."
"While the whole incident was a complete misunderstanding, Scheffler's insistence on not helping comfort Det. Giles after he got a boo-boo did serve to complicate an already unclear affair," wrote the official Louisvil

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