The Powers-That-Be didn't feel that there was quite enough chaos in the world, so they've taken it upon themselves to poke at our plot with a stick. It seems that Morgan Geyser, the woman who admitted to killing her classmate as a sacrifice to Slender Man in 2014, has escaped custody. Cool, cool, cool.

Geyser was placed in a group home this year after being granted conditional release from the Winnebago Mental Health Institute. She was sent to the psychiatric institute in 2018 after pleading guilty to attempted first-degree intentional homicide in a deal with prosecutors to avoid prison.

Geyser's attorney, Tony Cotton, said on Sunday that he did not know what happened with his client and urged Geyser to turn herself in.

Yes, please. Do that. Turn yourself in. People need to sleep, dammi

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