WASHINGTON, D.C. — After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room for their 7th grandchild on the family roster.

"It was a tough call demoting Hunter to make room for what's-her-name," said President Biden. "I love my son, but we had to do what's best for the team."

After several years of having her existence denied, Biden's seventh grandchild suddenly joined the family roster on Friday in a shocking move. "Just last week, kindly old family man Joe Biden screamed obscenities at an aide for accidentally patching in a call from the granddaughter he'd disowned," said Chief of Staff Jeff Zients. "Word about the little girl had gotten out though, and apparently disavowing a four-year-old girl doesn't poll well wi

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