Well, the boat’s been sold. In a last-minute twist, Deep Thought was bought by Jeff Piller, the owner from All City Towing, which has been housing the boat since it was pulled from the Milwaukee shoreline in May after being stuck there since October of 2024.

Now what? Well, Piller says that he plans to cut the boat into pieces and donate them for charity auctions. But wait! Why destroy this monumental piece of local history when you could instead try one of these incredibly stupid ideas I just came up with a few minutes ago?

Here are just potential future uses for Deep Thought:

1. Make it a Museum

We have a public museum, an art museum, a motorcycle museum – now is the time for a boat museum. Specifically this boat. Step right in and view the tens of thousands of pounds of accumulated

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