JACKSON, MI — Local man Jim Bradley was just caught in a sticky social dilemma after he forgot the proper protocol for how to greet a neighbor in the grocery store whom he'd already smiled and nodded at.

According to Melinda, Jim's wife, her husband had been peacefully doing the family's grocery shopping after work when he ran into their neighbor Curt. Jim smiled and nodded at Curt before continuing his shopping.

Only a few moments later, however, Jim's heart was seized with the chill hand of social despair and ignorance as both he and Curt rounded the corner into the dog food aisle at the same time.

"He just kinda stood there stunned," Melinda said. "His eyes instantly glazed over and his hand went limp in my grasp. I thought he was going to back out of the aisle, but then I saw that h

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