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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.

Not sure what to get her to accurately express your true feelings? The Babylon Bee is here with the following list of perfect gift ideas you can find right there in the 24-hour drug store aisles:

Bunion cream: It will literally sweep her off her feet when you apply it.

Cool toy Camaro: If she's disappointed at first, show her how if you pull it back, it winds itself up and shoots forward all fast and whatnot.

Lottery ticket: There's a 0.000000001% chance this will be the greatest gift she's ever received.

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