HAVE you been working from home and slobbing out in a state of undress due to the warm spell? Prepare to panic when a surprise visit or an Zoom call exposes one of these outfits.

Armless sports vest

Purchased during your ‘I’m definitely going to go to the gym and get in shape this year’ phase and disinterred for the humid weather. You never went to the gym and reaped the benefits in the form of a beer belly and muscle-free arms. Now you’ve got an urgent Zoom meeting and you’re hoping none of your colleagues is quick-witted enough to make a snarky comment like: ‘Looks like NSYNC have been letting themselves go!’

Your baggiest t-shirt

Your Arcade Fire t-shirt is the last word in cool. Okay it’s older than your kids, but you’re not throwing it out. It has good ventilation due to the holes

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