There are countless euphemisms for a large penis. “Gifted.” “Hung.” “Packing heat.” But UK-based AI specialist Matt Barr is all of the above. The man’s penis is 14.5 inches long—the largest medically-proven member in the world. It has its own cast in Iceland’s Phallological Museum. It has its own book. And now, it has its own injury report.

“It was a very embarrassing accident,” Barr told The Sun, after slipping in the shower and breaking his arm—because his penis was in the way. “As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.”

That sentence should be preserved in a time capsule. But yes: while getting ready for work, Barr’s dick blocked his view of his own feet, causing him to step directly into a

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