PASSENGERS on a flight from Corfu wrote goodbye texts to loved ones after their plane suffered a terrifying engine fire. Just for a laugh, what would your last panicked SMS be?

‘O guav plaweft crqaspi dongo waanryu49 diiii’

A violently shaking aircraft and your imperious turning off of autocorrect while on terra firma may result in this. Still, the enigmatic puzzle you’ve left for your loved ones to pore over means they’ll remember you as long as a sudoku.

‘Darko I wheelwright alternate lurk YouTube’

Similarly, the message ‘Darling I will always love you’ is made somewhat less touching due to the hurried nature of your text and bloody autocorrect.

‘About to die. Mind gone blank’

Talk about being put on the spot. You’ve got to express your feelings for your partner, bemoan the abrupt

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