SIX-PACK ABS!

Now that I have your attention I will proceed with the objectification of men. Why not, you say, as I am of that gender I should be able to have my say on the subject.

Let me note that the term was not in common use when I was a young man. Rather than having six-pack abs my youthful physique might have been better described as “quart of skim milk.” As I was discussing the potential of this column with the stylist cutting my hair she said her husband in a prior state referred to his physique of more the “keg” type than a six-pack.

Well, the difference between a quart of skim milk and a keg is significant and one would pass a six-pack on the path.

My high school classmates who might remember me as a 6-foot 139-pound basketball forward who could turn sideways on the court an

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