NEW YORK, NY — History books and documentary films around the world will be undergoing significant revisions after an announcement was made that Adolf Hitler, long regarded as arguably the evilest human being in history, has now been exonerated of all his crimes after historians discovered some absolutely delightful footage of him moonwalking on the subway.

"This really changes everything about the way we view him," said historian Blake Rumsey. "Yes, he unleashed a torrent of vitriolic hatred on the entire globe, giving birth to the Second World War and its related atrocities, resulting in tens of millions of deaths…but once you see him doing a killer Michael Jackson impersonation on the subway, the rest of it pales in comparison!"

Rumsey found the footage while editing a new documentary

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