GOT a type? But sick of being let down by sensitive, poetic English or English-adjacent boys unworthy of your love? Here’s how to drop all that and marry a big-ass bear:

Cleanse your palate

To purge yourself of your infatuation for the wrong kind of man, you need a strong disincentive. Find a guy – ideally someone you have a longstanding crush on – who is British, pale, creative and intelligent, but is also a renowned dick. Fall for him with a mad desperation, then get dumped. Now you’re ready to move on!

Find his total opposite

Still reeling – he ditched you? That’s not how it happens – search for someone who is the exact opposite of your usual partner. A man who is big, powerful, sporty, hirsute, American, and could kick the shit out of your last five boyfriends all at once because h

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