A WOMAN has snuck off to the nearest bathroom to cut and snort a line of pumpkin spice, in keeping with the season.

Finding consuming pumpkin spice via seasonal lattes just does not give her the buzz it used to, Nikki Hollis has begun doing bumps of the orange autumnal powder in the privacy of coffee shop toilet cubicles.

She said: “Mugs of coffee heaped with cream were only diluting the strength of my hit. Sniffing pumpkin spice straight off a toilet lid gives me a more powerful rush of cosy vibes.

“The baristas discretely sells me a few grams round the back of Starbucks, then it’s just a matter of cutting a few lines with my loyalty card and hoovering up a nice generous noseful.

“It’s an expensive high that only lasts for about 20 minutes, but it’s worth it for a euphoria that feels

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