Kremlin colleagues urged to give Putin a hug

NATO leaders have asked their counterparts at the Kremlin to do a welfare check on Vladimir Putin.“He seems a little stressed”, said a NATO spokesman. “We could do the whole sabre-rattling thing, I suppose – we have some lovely tanks and the United States still has a navy, so that would be exciting - but how much better if somebody just made him a nice cup of tea and listened to him? The man seems lonely”.Speculation over Putin’s homosexuality has been rife for years, what with the topless posin