DO people keep arguing with you whenever you say you support Reform UK? Use it to your advantage by revealing your political allegiance in these challenging situations.
During a date you’re bored with
Have you somehow charmed someone into a date despite not feeling a spark yourself? You could always be honest and respectfully explain the situation, but that will be awkward. Instead drop how much you love Nigel Farage into the chat and watch them pull away on your behalf. Unless they hate migrants too, in which case just ghost them.
When a friend needs to feel better about themselves
It can be hard to know what to say when a friend opens up about being fired or dumped. There’s no practical advice you can offer, and sympathetic sighs are little consolation. So cheer them up by saying you