NAPLES, FL - According to multiple sources within Revival Church, Pastor Kent Snider utilized 78 different euphemisms for the biblical concept of sin in one 18-minute sermon this past Sunday, obliterating his own previous record of just 28 substitutes for the term.

Snider's message, titled "Breathing Life Into Our Brokenness," opened with a short video clip from Rocky III. But as Sylvester Stallone's powerful voice faded out, Snider was out of the blocks at a lightning-quick pace and well on his way to a world record.

"Jesus died for your hurts, habits, and hangups. For your failures and foibles. For your oops-a-daisies and your boo-boos," he reportedly declared before refreshing himself with a sip of his beverage stationed at the foot of his lectern. "And you know, the Hebrew Scriptures

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