STEINBACH, MB

It seems that Southeast Manitoba’s most persistent conspiracy theory will never fade away, as yet another wave of Corny Rempel sightings has captured the attention of Hanover residents.

“I’m always keeping my eyes open for Corny Rempel,” said local gas station employee Patricia Friesen. “I’m pretty sure I saw him here just last week asking for ten dollars worth of regular unleaded.”

Friesen also claims that someone matching the description of Corny Rempel was spotted buying three teriyaki beef sticks and driving his vehicle through the automatic car wash on the weekend.

“He’s aged a little, but I’m pretty sure it was him,” said Friesen. “I’d recognize that hair anywhere!”

Others, however, are reluctant to believe in the supposed Corny sightings.

“Oba, nay! That’s all ju

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