They’re knocking boots before punching the clock.

The key to success? Morning sex! A little NSFW action at sunrise enhances employee productivity and better positions naughty 9-to-5ers to receive perks at work, such as pay increases and promotions, per a new risqué report.

“Full-time American workers who have sex before work in the morning have the highest levels of productivity (71%), task completion (70%), focus (58%), motivation (57%), and job satisfaction (54%),” study authors for ZipHealth , an online pharmacy, reveal in the October 2025 findings.

Well, cock-a-doodle-doo.

But the benefits of canoodling at the crack of dawn aren’t solely internal, according to the data. They’re also income-boosting.

“Nearly 1 in 5 American workers who have morning sex (19%) said they’ve receiv

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