COSMETIC surgeons worldwide are fielding a massive influx of clients who want to be given the unique look of lifelong Wigan residents.
Clinics have waiting lists up to a year long of wealthy clients demanding their faces be sculpted into something ‘more Northern’ and ‘like they enjoy a good pie’.
Surgeon Dr Helen Archer says: “Dramatic, emphasised jowls, lines around the mouth that suggest you’re affluent enough to constantly have a vape on the go – it’s a look that’s going places.
“I’ve had clients tell me that once I lowered their brow line, they got asked out on dates by minicab drivers and aced job interviews for evening work at a chippy. Looking the part truly opens doors anywhere from Eccles to Skelmersdale.
“And it’s not just the ladies. Men are desperate to look like they were

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