A WOMAN has dropped a quick joke about common pornographic tropes into conversation to see how her boyfriend reacts.
Eleanor Shaw, aged 26, quipped that she had been in the kitchen for ages because she got stuck in the washing machine with her butt in the air while studying boyfriend Oliver O’Connor’s face for a telltale flicker of recognition.
She said: “And this is only after he failed to flinch when I did jokes about sucking off the pizza boy and said ‘Bet you wish I was your stepsister.’
“We’re both from the porn generation, we both know names and stars and scenes and have particular clips burned into our memories. It’s time to get it out in the open and have a respectful, open conversation like the ones people have in Pornhub comments.”
O’Connor said: “I’ve checked my search histo

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