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SAN LEANDRO, CA - Local atheist man Michael Anderson purchased a Powerball ticket Monday evening, claiming "you just never know" if you might overcome the 1 in 300,000,000 odds to win the jackpot, though he's unwilling to admit that there's even the smallest possibility that God exists.

Anderson is "hopeful" that he'll take home the prize, while he denies the chance that there's a God at the outset.

"I think I've got a pretty good shot at the jackpot," said the man who has ruled out every possibility of God's existence despite overwhelming evidence. "Can't win if you don't play, right?"

The atheist man cited the fact that he can't see God as ironclad evidence that He isn't real. Meanwhile, he's convinced himself there's about a 50/50 shot that he'll win the $1.6 bill

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