A drunk raccoon is seen passed out in a liquor store bathroom in Ashland, Va. Samantha Martin/Hanover County Protection/AP AP —
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he’s a raccoon .
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
Broken bottles of alcohol were discovered at the liquor store in Ashland, Va. Samantha Martin/Hanover County Protection/AP
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