Lily Allen unveiled new merch inspired by her latest album, West End Girl — and one item references the headline-making track “P**** Palace.”

Allen, 40, announced the “limited” drop on Wednesday, December 3, via Instagram, sharing a photo of herself holding the item in question, which appeared to be a butt plug. “Limited merch drop, live now 🍑🔌,” she wrote.

After navigating to Allen’s website, however, fans learned that the item wasn’t actually a sex toy but instead a $33.99 USB drive shaped like a butt plug that includes a digital copy of West End Girl. A disclaimer helpfully noted, “This product is a novelty USB device intended for data storage only.”

Despite the fact that the toy wasn’t really a toy at all, Allen’s fans couldn’t wait to get their hands on the product. Us Weekly was

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