PALM BEACH, FL — It was a joyous day at Mar-a-Lago today, as the entire staff of the famed resort property exploded into celebration and party preparation when an overjoyed President-elect Donald Trump ran out to greet his prodigal son, Mark Zuckerberg.

Sources said the Meta founder had run off years ago after asking Trump for his portion of the inheritance, used it to start Facebook, purchase Instagram and WhatsApp, interfere in U.S. elections, acquire a sprawling compound in Hawaii, and squander the rest on wild living. Today, he returned home, prepared to beg Trump's forgiveness but relieved to be welcomed with open arms.

"Mr. President-elect, I have sinned against MAGA and against you," Zuckerberg was heard saying after Trump ran to embrace him. "I am no longer worthy to be called yo

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