A CLEARLY psychotic family are having a full table-service meal before boarding their flight.

Despite showing no obvious signs of madness beforehand, Joseph Turner, his wife and their two children have eschewed a takeaway Pret in favour of a multi-course lunch at Pizza Express, on proper plates with cutlery.

Joseph explained: “We’re just off on a family holiday. Took ages to wrangle the kids through security, so now it’s time to relax because the flight doesn’t leave for 45 minutes.

“We’ve sent the waitress away because we’re still not sure about our order, but no stress, they’ll be able to prepare and serve it and take payment in plenty of time.

“Not sure where our gate is but we’ll have a look once I’ve had my dough balls.”

Wife Kelly said: “Mm, pizza would be nice, but is it too ob

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